Long time no… Wait can it wait a little longer?
January 7, 2008 Leave a comment

Have you ever seen those movies where a kid was just plain mistreated when they were a kid and when they got older they decided to make it right? So they put together a list of all those that done them wrong in grade school and started taking them out one by one.
I ran into one of those today, sorta. Let me ask you another question. You know those guys they say not to mess with because they’re too quiet? Well this guy I’m speaking of is just that. He was a quiet one and when we were in the eighth grade, he shot one of his best friends. Yeah, don’t mess with the quiet guy!
So, I’m in McDonald’s today getting some lunch. And this guy walks in. I didn’t recognize him but he stood right behind me in line. And for some reason, McDonald’s just happened to have the biggest lunch crowd I’ve seen in a long time. So I’m standing there and I get this tap on my shoulder and he asks, “What’s you last name?”.
“Uh, mmm… Riner?”
“Didn’t we go to school together at Connely?”
“Yeah?”
“My name is…” He said.
“Oh yeah. I remember you,” thinking to myself about what he had done.
We made small talk for a moment all the while he’s asking if I’m married, where does she work, where do I live, and so forth and while these questions are just being hammered out I got this picture of Steve Buscemi in the movie Billy Madison where he’s putting on the lipstick and getting ready to take out his vengeance. And by the way, No I didn’t tell him ALL the truth on any of these questions cause quite frankly, he was freaking me out.
So we departed ways and I happily ate my big mac while doing the big mac rap!!!