Mathew 16:2-3
The Pharisees and Sadducees came to Jesus and tested him by asking him to show them a sign from heaven.
2He replied, “When evening comes, you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red,’ 3and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times. 4A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a miraculous sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.” Jesus then left them and went away.
So it’s been said that it says in the bible that when the end times get here that the seasons will not be distinguishable. The above context is what I have found for support of this theory. Let it be written that I can not stand in agreement with this theory, however, for the sake of argumentation I am going to use the theory for some fun commentary.
If the conclusion that the seasons will not be distinguishable in the end times, then I agree with this conclusion on the account of these matters.
1. Baseball season- April 1-October 28, Football season-September 6-February 3, Basketball season-October 31- April 16, Hockey season- October -June 6.
The seasons overlap and what puts my panties in a wad is when football season starts, baseball doesn’t even exist. (Maybe cause I live in Titan country) And when Baseball season starts all they can talk about is the Final Four and basketball crap. I want complete and total BASEBALL coverageon all networks and cable sport channels! Is that too much to ask. I mean c’mon. Even off season football trades take precedence over baseball! Aaaarrrgghhh!!!!
2. Deer season-
- Archery: Sept. 15 – Dec. 15, 2008 (end dates may vary by WMU)
- Muzzleloader: Nov. 1 – Nov. 11, 2008 (beginning dates may vary by WMU)
- Firearms: Nov. 12 – Dec. 7, 2008 (end dates may vary by WMU)
God forgive us if we use a stinkin gun during bow season. I can’t get em straight. And Lord knows I don’t want to be out there during juvy weekend, but when does that take place again.
3 Actual Seasons (Fall, Winter, Spring, Summer)-Who knows these days. It’s snowing in California and Iraq, drouts in the south and flooding in the mid-west. Record breaking highs in August and wearing shorts to Christmas parties, geez!
Seasons? We don’t need no stinkin seasons!
I’ve always heard the sailor version of these verses – Red sky at night sailors delight, red sky in morning sailors take warning. I never truly realized that there was a biblical basis to this. Cool.