I’m FAT!!!!!

So I’m not fat. Well… my Nintendo Wii fit would beg to differ. It says I’m obese. But it’s not really all that bad. However, I decided thanks to a lone circumstance that I needed to try to fit into the pants I own rather than having to buy new ones. If I’d just loose a few, then I’d be ok. So I am on it.

My wife and I decided to go to Old Chicago one night and I had to unbutton my pants so I could eat. This seemed to be an eye opener for me so here I am, eating a low calorie diet and doing some cardio to try and burn off some of the extrie fat tissue that seems to have set up camp around my waist. Some have told me I have nice timing trying to loose weight while my wife is pregnant. I’m assuming by their reports is that guys usually put on weight along with their pregnant wife, but I really don’t know why. I’m gonna try not to.

Today, I started and had me a cup of Special K and some milk, turkey bacon and an apple for breakfast. For lunch, I had a turkey sandwhich, and a couple of tweenie snacks being a banana and a bagel with some jelly. Tonight for supper I had wild rice, 1/2 cup of grilled chicken and some green beans.

It really wasn’t bad. But my body is used to eating about two BIG meals a day. Now I’m eating about 6 small meals. So it’s a transition. I just ate an hour ago and I’m already hungry. It’s gonna be tough, but I wanna feel good again, so here we go.

You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know
Don’t you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who’s fat