I’m still FAT!!!!

Posted: January 19, 2010 by Kevin Riner in Uncategorized

Well, sorta. I’m just a little over weight still. I think anyway. I’m not allowed to weigh myself for two weeks. And this is day 2. Today, I had Special K again with a bagel, and for morning snack, I had a granola bar and a banana.  After that I stopped into Mayfield Kentucky to take my certification test so that I can do pest control in Kentucky. I don’t know if I passed or not because Kentucky is so lame (the state, not some very nice, polite, generous, back hill rednecks named Johnny that still hails the General Lee and the Dukes of Hazzard as president and cabinet) that I have to wait a week to see if I passed or not.

I just realized if I write lamo, it would mean pathetically lacking in force or effectiveness. But if I wrote LAMO, it would mean Laughing My @$$ off. Aren’t they one in the same. But I digress.

So after the test, which I’m pretty sure I made a D+ on… maybe a C-. Either case I think I passed it. Anyway, after the test, Fred, the guy I was riding with, decided to torture me and stop in at Burger King, my favoritist restaurant of all fast foods, for a burger. I on the other hand had a lovely bowl of vegetable soup and a grilled chicken sandwich that I prepared myself. I was strong not to give in to my desires to have a smoking grilled  Double Whopper with medium fries and a tall Dr. Pepper to boot. I minded myself and I was good.

After a late afternoon with some almonds, I had a good workout to a dvd (how gay?) but it wears me out so… I am about to fix myself a lovely dinner of salmon, a small potato and a 1/2 cup of carrots. Mmm mmm. Then I’m off to get a tattoo. What a lovely day to have miserable headache. Tootles!

Comments
  1. Dude, you are getting a tattoo? What and where are you getting?

    • Kevin Riner says:

      I think you’ve saw the pics by now but it’s a guitar pick with my initials on the middle. I wanted my last name but he said when I got older, at that size, it would all run together and you wouldn’t be able to read it. So we went with the initials.

  2. Jana says:

    YAY getting tattoos can be so fun, I am glad you are sticking it out and trying to abide by the dietary rules!

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